Thank you Mike Collins for showing me this video. I think this video was delivered to us from Jesus Christ. It’s pretty much the coolest thing to hit YouTube since the last music video I posted below!

Go to the actual YouTube link to watch “I Will Make You (Sex With Me)” in HD (it truly needs to be marveled this way).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOfAf7kgOAw

What’s it gonna be? It’s an oldie but goldie! I think Yoshido is hilarious.

Pale Blue Dot

“The spacecraft was a long way from home. I thought it would be a good idea, just after Saturn, to have them take one last glance homeward. From Saturn, the Earth would appear too small for Voyager to make out any detail. Our planet would be just a point of light, a lonely pixel hardly distinguishable from the other points of light Voyager would see: nearby planets, far off suns. But precisely because of the obscurity of our world thus revealed, such a picture might be worth having.

It had been well understood by the scientists and philosophers of classical antiquity that the Earth was a mere point in the vast, encompassing cosmos — but no one had ever seen it as such. Here was our first chance, and perhaps also our last for decades to come.

So here they are: a mosaic of squares laid down on top of the planets in a background smattering of more distant stars. Because of the reflection of sunlight off the spacecraft, the Earth seems to be sitting in a beam of light, as if there were some special significance to this small world; but it’s just an accident of geometry and optics. There is no sign of humans in this picture: not our reworking of the Earth’s surface; not our machines; not ourselves. From this vantage point, our obsession with nationalism is nowhere in evidence. We are too small. On the scale of worlds, humans are inconsequential: a thin film of life on an obscure and solitary lump of rock and metal.

Consider again that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you’ve ever heard of, every human being who ever was lived out their lives. The aggregate of all our joys and sufferings; thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines; every hunter and forager; every hero and coward; every creator and destroyer of civilizations; every king and peasant, every young couple in love; every mother and father; every hopeful child; every inventor and explorer; every teacher of morals; every corrupt politician; every supreme leader; every superstar; every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lived there — on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner. How frequent their misunderstands; how eager they are to kill one another; how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could because the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light.

Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity — in all this vastness — there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. Like it or not, for the moment, the Earth is where we make our stand.

It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. It underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the only home we’ve never known: the pale blue dot.”

—Carl Sagan - Introduction from “Pale Blue Dot”

Quotes within quotes

“I really wasn’t very conscious of the earth at all, only the…spacecraft…Work, work, work! A guy should be told to go out on the end of his string and simply gaze around—what guru gets to meditate for a whole earth’s worth? I think nirvana must be at an altitude of 250 miles, not down below in the teeming streets of Calcutta or up above in the monotonous black void. I am in the cosmic arena, the place to gain a celestial perspective; it remains only to slow down long enough to capture it, even a teacupful will do, will last a lifetime below. “I found truth in orbit.” Wrong, I haven’t. “I found God outside my spacecraft.” Wrong, I didn’t even have time to look for Him. Would that I could, like Murcury of the winged heel, convey some swift message of value, a message of splendor and beauty, of hope and praise, a message which accurately mirrors what I have seen today. John Magee would have known how to do it. Behind my head, stowed away in a small bag with some flags, rings, and other trivia, is a small file card on which my wife, Pat, has typed his poem “High Flight.”

Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds—and down a hundred things
You have not dreamed of—wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov’ring there,
I’ve chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I’ve topped the windswept heights with easy grace
Where never lark, or even eagle flew
And, while with silent, lifting mind I’ve trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.

All that from the cockpit of a Spitfire. What could he have said after one orbit? I cry that he was killed.”

—Michael Collins, Command Module Pilot, Apollo 11
“Carrying The Fire”

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Once again, I find it really hard NOT to reblog Rob Huebel’s series of hotlines.

robhuebel:

Thanks for calling the Rob Huebel lunch menu hotline!

And the sadness starts to begin…
Man, I am excited for this to come back, though!
favorite:

jbishop: danhacker:


The new promo poster for ‘LOST’ season 6, “The Final Season”
Not much has changed from the promo poster that was seen earlier this year, but this is now officially the promo art for ‘LOST’ season 6.
(via:darkufo)

And the sadness starts to begin…

Man, I am excited for this to come back, though!

favorite:

jbishop: danhacker:

The new promo poster for ‘LOST’ season 6, “The Final Season”

Not much has changed from the promo poster that was seen earlier this year, but this is now officially the promo art for ‘LOST’ season 6.

(via:darkufo)

Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 premieres tonight on HBO, and I’m over at my parents tonight to watch it since I don’t have television at my house. I should say that I don’t have television at my house out of a pretentious attitude, but rather, I can’t afford television. Anyway, here is the BEST clip from Season 6, in my opinion.

Can’t wait to see the Seinfeld cast reunited!

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That’s why the Southwest will forever remain a pioneer’s territory, and that’s why it’s crawling with astronauts and the men who might become them.

It doesn’t hurt that in the waiting until they get to touch space, space will touch them. Living in the desert is like a test drive for life in orbit. Here, like nowhere else on earth, the line that seperates up there from down here is blurred, a vanishing point lost in all of that highway shimmer.

They come from our empty places, our hidden small towns and the folds in the map, as far as you can go away and still be home.

Of course, there’s another, better reason why astronauts are born lonely. City kids don’t have the room nor any need to dream. The lights and the chaos burn away their imaginations. The only decent dreaming gets done out here, in our wider landscapes, in our deserts and canola fields, those beautiful places where we don’t even have to look up to see all of the sky at daybreak and every last star at night.

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— Chris Jones, “Too Far From Home: A Story of Life and Death in Space”

I’m not watching the news anymore. I’m ONLY going to get my news from Auto-Tune The News.

Other good ones are: #6, #7, and #4

robhuebel:

I almost crashed when I took this picture I was laughing so hard.

robhuebel:

I almost crashed when I took this picture I was laughing so hard.
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